Comments on: The Best Slapshot Quotes

By: Patrick

Patrick — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 17:42:00 +0000

“…and none of that stinkin’ root-beer!”

I catch my self using that one outside of the locker room all the time.

By: Clint

Clint — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 13:21:51 +0000

The greatest HOW DARE YOU you’ll ever hear….

Reggie Dunlop: You know, your son looks like a fag to me.

Anita McCambridge: I beg your pardon?

Reggie Dunlop: You better get re-married again, or he’s gonna have someone’s cock in his mouth before you can say Jack Robinson.

How dare you….HOW DARE YOU!!!!!

By: Ron

Ron — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:37:54 +0000

Mine is simple…on the Bus when the Hansons get on.

Johnny Upton: “These guys are Fuckin’ Horrible Lookin!”

Makes me laugh out loud every time!

By: Geoff Courtnall

Geoff Courtnall — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 17:32:17 +0000

Stick ‘em, fuck ‘em, Christ, pop ‘em Reggie Dunlop: What are you guys doing?
Steve Hanson: Puttin’ on the foil!
Jeff Hanson: Every game!
Jack Hanson: Yeah, you want some?

By: Paul Kelly

Paul Kelly — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 17:17:24 +0000

Maurice Wanchope: “I know a good bar, the Palm Isle. F*cked the bar maid last trip.”

Reggie Dunlop: “Come on, Mo.”

Wanchope: “She comes up to me, without even sayin’ hello. Rubs her jugs right up against my suit, nipples as hard as little rocks. Does anyone know the number to the Palm Isle in this town?”

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Johnny Upton: “I’m gonna do it, Joe. I’m gonna wiggle my dick at ‘em. And you wanna know why? Because I hope you have a heart attack and die, you cheap bastard. You and your f*ckin’ fashion shows. I’m gonna do it, Joe, and when I do, everyone is gonna be heading for the exits with the exception of my wife. I’m GONNA DO IT, JOE!”

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Johnny Upton: “F*ckin’ Chrysler plant, here I come!”

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Johnny Upton has some of the most underrated lines in the greatest sports movie of all time.

Take care,
PK

By: Dan London

Dan London — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:55:34 +0000

I love that freaking scene.

By: eric fickes

eric fickes — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:44:01 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5i_D6oQO6b8

Wait for the quote at the end of this clip. Hanson brother to referee.

Great post!!!